The Constitutional Monarchy of The Reformed Dutch State is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 120 million Dutch enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dutch economy, worth 5.66 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,207 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Reformed Dutch State's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Reformed Dutch State is ranked 192,655^th in the world and 993^rd in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.